Love lust marraige

LOVE: when your eyes meet across a crowded room
LUST: when your tongues meet across a crowded room
MARRIAGE: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care

LOVE: when intercourse is called making love
LUST: all other times
MARRIAGE: what's intercourse?

LOVE: when you argue over how many children to have
LUST: when you argue over who gets the wet spot
MARRIAGE: when you argue over money

LOVE: when you share everything you own
LUST: when you think twice about giving your partner bus money
MARRIAGE: when the bank owns everything

LOVE: when it doesn't matter if you don't climax
LUST: when the relationship is over if you don't climax
MARRIAGE: what's a climax?

LOVE: when you phone each other just to say "Hi"
LUST: when you phone each other just to organize sex
MARRIAGE: when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts

LOVE: when all you write is poems about your partner
LUST: when all you write is your phone number
MARRIAGE: when all you write are check's

LOVE: when you show concern for your partners' feelings
LUST: when you couldn't give a shit
MARRIAGE: when your only concern is what's on TV

LOVE: when your farewell is "I love you darling"
LUST: when your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
MARRIAGE: when your farewell is silent

LOVE: when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner
LUST: when you only ever see each other in the bedroom
MARRIAGE: when you never see each other awake

LOVE: when your heart flutters every time you see them
LUST: when your groin twitches every time you see them
MARRIAGE: when your wallet empties every time you see them

LOVE: when nobody else matters
LUST: when nobody else knows
MARRIAGE: when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows

LOVE: when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel
LUST: when it's just the same mushy old shit
MARRIAGE: when you never listen to music

LOVE: when breaking up is something you try not to think about
LUST: when staying together is something you try not to think about
MARRIAGE: when just getting through today is your only thought

LOVE: when you're interested in everything your partner does
LUST: when you're only interested in one thing
MARRIAGE: when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your golf score

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