मिया-बिवी जोक्स

If a man is allowed to select
a girl from 100 girls
.
and even if he picks the most
beautiful girl,
.
.
he still FEELS the PAIN of losing the
remaining NINETY NINE...
.
.
.
and
Women says... men don't have
FEELINGS..  

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Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya..
.
.
Wah!
Wah!
Wah!!
Wah!!
.
.
Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya...
Phirrrrr...?
Phir kya.! Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me Hosh
Aaya..

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Wife = Where R u.?
Husband = I'm At "Bank"
.
Wife  = Wow thats good  I need 20,000  For new  Cell Phone  ,5,000  for new dress , 6000 for new shoes, 4000 for new purse, 8000 for my new cosmetics
Husband  Sorry ,
I mean
I am at Blood bank

"KHOON PIYEGI

KHOON ?"������ ��
                

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Jagjit Singh singing- Yeh daulat b lelo, yeh shohrat bhi lelo..
..Suddenly Santa stands up& says- Main toh bahut pareshan hun,meri toh aurat b lelo....;)

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Male criteria for life partner...
They expect their women to Look like "Miss Universe" and Work like"Shanta Bai..."

Females' criteria for life partner.... They expect their man to earn like ...Ambani  & behave like Manmohan Singh.

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Dedicated to all couples
Always keep your wives/husbands picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!

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Loving couple before Marriage: 'Janu.. tum nahi to main nahi, main nahi to tum nahi.'
The same couple after Marriage: 'Maa kasam' Aaj tu nahi ya main nahi...

Comments

SA said…
Forget about changing the country or changing the world. Once you get married, you can't even change the TV channel.
October 28, 2013 at 11:52 PM
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