Everybody has a clock in heaven
Rabri Devi died and went to hell. As she stood infront of Yamaraj, she saw a huge wall clocks behind him.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Yamarj replied, "Those are Lie Clocks.Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie,the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"
"That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie."
"And whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life".
Rabri asked, "Where is my Laloo's clock?"
"Laloo's clock is in my office, replied Yamaraj, " I am using it as a ceiling fan."
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Yamarj replied, "Those are Lie Clocks.Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie,the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"
"That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie."
"And whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life".
Rabri asked, "Where is my Laloo's clock?"
"Laloo's clock is in my office, replied Yamaraj, " I am using it as a ceiling fan."
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