Time Pass: Funny, Humorous and Good Things

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : 'Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?' The husband laughs and says: 'An Italian girl !!!' The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: 'So, honey, how was the trip?' 'Very good, thank you.' 'And, what happened to my present?' 'Which present?' She asked. 'The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!' 'Oh, that' she said 'Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!' Source: http://resumeitblog.blogspot.com/2010/11/joke-italian-girl.html

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the *German hell* and asks, "What do they do here?" He told," First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the *USA** hell* as well as the *Russian hell *and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the *Indian hell* and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there...