Time Pass: Funny, Humorous and Good Things

Here are few selected best out of office response mails. 1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification, because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. 3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team. 4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received. 5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you

मैं खुशी खुशी में सड़क पर अपने कुछ दोस्तों के साथ पटाखे फोड़ने लगा .. अभी एक पटाखे में बत्ती छिल कर चिंगारी लगाई ही थी की सामने से एक आंटी आती दिखी .. मैं और में दोस्त हम सब चिल्लाने लगे ... आंटी पटाखा है .... . . आंटी पटाखा है .. . . आंटी पटाखा है ... . . . आंटी मुस्कराई और बोली, "नही रे पगलो , अब पहले जैसी बात कहाँ"

एक औरत अपनी जीभ पर कुमकुम चावल लगा रही थी। पति-ये क्या कर रही हो? पत्नी-आज परशुराम जयंती है, शस्त्र पूजन कर रही हूं

कृपया... आपके 'GF/BF' के द्वारा दिए गए और आपके द्वारा छुपाये गए 'फोटो, प्रेमपत्र, उपहार' या अन्य कोई 'चीज' याद से निकल लें, अन्यथा.. घर की साफ सफाई करते समय यह आपके 'माँ, पिता या पत्नी' को मिल सकता है और इस अवस्था में आपके घर में दिवाली से पहले ही 'पटाखे' फूट सकते हैँ..!! सूचना जनहित मेँ जारी || धन्यवाद् ||

If a man is allowed to select a girl from 100 girls . and even if he picks the most beautiful girl, . . he still FEELS the PAIN of losing the remaining NINETY NINE... . . . and Women says... men don't have FEELINGS..   -----------@@@@@@----------- Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya.. . . Wah! Wah! Wah!! Wah!! . . Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya... Phirrrrr...? Phir kya.! Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me Hosh Aaya.. -----------@@@@@@----------- Wife = Where R u.? Husband = I'm At "Bank" . Wife  = Wow thats good  I need 20,000  For new  Cell Phone  ,5,000  for new dress , 6000 for new shoes, 4000 for new purse, 8000 for my new cosmetics Husband  Sorry , I mean I am at Blood bank "KHOON PIYEGI KHOON ?"🍷🍷🍷 🍷                  -----------@@@@@@----------- Jagjit Singh singing- Yeh daulat b lelo, yeh shohrat bhi lelo.. ..Suddenly Santa stands up& says- Main toh bahut pareshan hun,meri toh