Time Pass: Funny, Humorous and Good Things

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4  days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the  bell but no one comes out ********* Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else ********* Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor ********* Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you change your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where ********* Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again ********* Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole ********* Sardar wanted to make a STD call to Punjab. He wanted to sav

Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.. Friend: How do u know? Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new  Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world? Sardar: ZEBRA Teacher: How? Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile? Teacher: Me? No, why? Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call". Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court. Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame? Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?" Smart Sardar Replied: "No! 35 Children R More than Enough!!" Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. Sardar attending an interview in Software Company. Manager: Do U know MS Office? Sardar: If U give me the address I will

Cricket has reached exciting levels with IPL. What would happen infusing the same thing into exams. Here are some suggestions:- Reduce exam duration to 1 hr and marks to 50. Introduce strategic break after 30 minutes. Give free hit that is a chance for students to frame their own questions and write answers. 1st 15 minutes power play that is no invigilator in the exam hall. (Wow…!!! I will love this...!) Introduce fair play awards. Cheer girls to cheer for every correct answer written....!!!

Eighty percent of Kindergartners solved this riddle, but only 5% of Stanford graduates figured it out! Can you answer the following question? in one word? 1. The word has seven letters... 2. Preceded God... 3. Greater than God... 4. More Evil than the devil... 5. All poor people have it... 6. Wealthy people need it... 7. If you eat it, you will die. Did you figure it out? Try hard before looking at the answers Did you get it yet? Give up? Brace yourself for the answer.... The Answer is: NOTHING! NOTHING has 7 letters. NOTHING preceded God. NOTHING is greater than God. NOTHING is more Evil than the devil. All poor people have NOTHING. Wealthy people need NOTHING. If you eat NOTHING, you will die.

Giving the 1st month salary to parents with care. Thinking your love with tears. Looking old photos & smiling. Thinking your past school and college days. A sweet & emotional chat with friends Finding money in old dress when needed. Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk. Getting a hug from one who cares you. 1st kiss to your child when he /she born. The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.