Time Pass: Funny, Humorous and Good Things

If a barber makes a mistake, it's a New Style . If a driver makes a mistake, it's a New Path . If an engineer makes a mistake, it's a New Venture . If parents makes a mistake, it's a New Generation . If a politician makes a mistake, it's a New Law . If a scientist makes a mistake, it's New Invention . If a tailor makes a mistake, it's a New Fashion . If a teacher makes a mistake, it's a New Theory . If our boss makes a mistake, it's a New Idea . If an employee makes a mistake, it's a Mistake ONLY .

A little boy wanted Rs.500 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write to God a letter requesting the Rs.500. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God they decided to forward it to the President as a joke. The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.200. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a  the boy and he did not want to spoil the kid. The little boy was delighted with Rs.200, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read: "Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Government route, and those donkeys deducted Rs.300."

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : 'Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?' The husband laughs and says: 'An Italian girl !!!' The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: 'So, honey, how was the trip?' 'Very good, thank you.' 'And, what happened to my present?' 'Which present?' She asked. 'The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!' 'Oh, that' she said 'Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!' Source: http://resumeitblog.blogspot.com/2010/11/joke-italian-girl.html