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If a man is allowed to select a girl from 100 girls . and even if he picks the most beautiful girl, . . he still FEELS the PAIN of losing the remaining NINETY NINE... . . . and Women says... men don't have FEELINGS..   -----------@@@@@@----------- Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya.. . . Wah! Wah! Wah!! Wah!! . . Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya... Phirrrrr...? Phir kya.! Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me Hosh Aaya.. -----------@@@@@@----------- Wife = Where R u.? Husband = I'm At "Bank" . Wife  = Wow thats good  I need 20,000  For new  Cell Phone  ,5,000  for new dress , 6000 for new shoes, 4000 for new purse, 8000 for my new cosmetics Husband  Sorry , I mean I am at Blood bank "KHOON PIYEGI KHOON ?"🍷🍷🍷 🍷                 ...