Side effects of being girl (Part 2)

Human mind has an uncanny ability to work in the most idiotic ways when its not being used in any "constructive" activity. I prefer calling it as a 'condition of a confused brain'. Unfortunately, most of us suffer from it, at some point or other, usually on many occasions in a single day. Today, me and my friends got this condition for a few hours. we decided to talk on a relatively simple topic, which is the side effects of being a girl. my journo instincts came forward and i grabbed my pen to note down all the logical side effects which we discussed. here are some of the side effects of being a girl, in no particular order.

• People expect that you should like pink....
• Boys think you will be extremely impressed with just a bunch of half-dead roses....
• You hate giggling but still cant control yourself from giggling....
• You tend to gossip about nothing in particular....
• When you realise that you are gossiping, you tend to get away with it, because, everyone knows that girls gossip....
• You can talk hours on end about boys....
• You can talk hours on end about good looking boys....
• You can talk hours on end about rich boys....
• You can talk hours on end about intelligent boys....
• You can talk hours on end about sexy boys....
• You can talk hours on end about lesser intelligent boys....
• OMG, you can actually draw out categories of boys!!!
• You can talk hours on end about your boyfriend....
• You can talk hours on end about others boyfriends....
• People think that all good-looking girls have boyfriends....
• You abuse someone and everyone around you looks at you as if you are some thing horrible....
• You can chatter endlessly about the most silly topic possible....
• You behave in a stubborn and snobbish manner and still get away with it....
• You can have a cupboard bursting with clothes, and still think that you really don't have anything to wear....
• You dream about eating cakes and chocolates, and talk about dieting, all at the same time....
• You get bored with your new dress in just a week....
• You have 10 pairs of shoes, but still crave for that-awesome-isn't-it pair put up on the display....
• You always put boys into a tricky situation with questions like, "am i looking fat?"...
• You hate it if we get an honest answer....
• You hate it still if he behaves nice and lies....
• You torture the male species with our ever changing moods....
• You expect them to behave accordingly to our mood swings....
• You argue, we scream, we shout, we storm, we throw tantrums, but we are still cute!!!
• People think that we know nothing about PC games and new models of cell phones, laptops etc etc....
• People expect that you should know how to cook....
• You cant go to a chemist and ask for a condom without 100 people staring at you and killing your character in a spilt second....
• Boys look at you like you are an alien if you tell them that you used to play with WWF and Pokemon cards when you were a kid....
• You are considered a jhalli if you like playing soccer....
• You are foolishly sensitive....
• You still maintain that we are strong....
• Boys think that you like it slow......**sigh**
• They argue that girls talk twice as much as a guy does....
• They fail to realise its because we have to REPEAT everything to them....
• You have all kinds of guys calling you and messaging you when they find out that you are single....
• You cant walk down a lane without a few random guys whistling and passing lewd comments....
• You feel like whistling at a chikna walking all alone on a street just to pay them back....
• You continue to victimise our self by screaming every time a thakela will pass a comment, by saying "aaae, tere ghar mein maa bhen nahi hai kya?"

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If only I could succeed in using my brain in some 'constructive' activity.......people would be saved, because then they wouldn't have to read such articles...........

I have taken this from http://sonam-mittal.blogspot.com/