Witty lines
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say..........
Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect......... so why practice?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Save water. Shower with your girl friend.
Love thy neighbour. But don't get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop
Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children
"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning
"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk !
"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours !
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two's company, three's the result !
A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn.
I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say..........
Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect......... so why practice?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Save water. Shower with your girl friend.
Love thy neighbour. But don't get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop
Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children
"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning
"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk !
"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours !
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two's company, three's the result !
A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn.
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