Definitions for designations in software company

1. Project manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

2. Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

3. Onsite coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5. Marketing manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6. Resource optimization team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7. Documentation team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8. Quality auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

9. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.

10. HR manager is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months.

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Sajid Ali said…
Nice thinking ...
lol... :)
December 20, 2012 at 10:09 PM
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