Pithy quotes about women from aphorismsgalore.com

• Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
• A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
• If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it.
• Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
• While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
• Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.
• Were there no women, men might live like gods.
• I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
• Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
• There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
• A beautiful woman is the hell of the soul, the purgatory of the purse, and the paradise of the eyes.
• Anatomy is destiny.
• The great question -- which I have not been able to answer -- is, "What does a woman want?"
• A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
• Women make love for love, men make love for lust.
• Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
• A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
• My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.
• Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.
• A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.