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Love is holding hands in the street Marriage is holding arguments in the street Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant Marraige is a fast food take-out Love is cuddling on a sofa Marriage is deciding on a sofa Love is talking about having children Marriage is talking about getting away from children Love is going to bed early Marriage is going to sleep early Love is a romantic drive Marriage is a tarmac drive Love is losing your appetite Marriage is losing your figure Love is a flickering flame Marriage is a flickering television Love is 1 drink and 2 straws Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"

Happy Valentines Day! Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below. Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee) Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered) Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required. Age : 18-26 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them) Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective. Perks and incentives: Total gross ( Monthly ) : • 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones) • bike rides each duration 1 hour • trips to National Highways • 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple • Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days • Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /- • 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends) • Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On ...

Mistake #1: Being Overly Nice The Guy that shows up with roses and goes out of his way to show the woman that he is really interested in her, usually doesn’t go very far in the relationship. Women like the thrill of the chase too.  Have you ever noticed that really attractive women tend to date the guys who hold back A LOT and many people view as a jerk?  You don’t have to prove that you are a nice guy.  It makes you look desperate.  Hold back until you’ve been dating a few month.  She will appreciate you more in the long run. Mistake #2: Trying To "Convince Her To Like You" Don’t try to convince her that you are date worthy.  It is falling on deaf ears and you are making yourself look pathetic.  If she isn’t interested, and she is telling you so, convincing her to go on a date is just going to make your wallet lighter and not give you the end results you desire.  Move on and find someone else. Mistake #3: Looking To Her For Approval Women like strong men.  Men who are wussy ...

I am one of those people who says “I love you” to all of my friends.  When I say it, it means that I really care! At the end of a phone call, I will end it with an “I Love You!” After we meet for lunch, I will give a friend a hug and an “I Love You!” I am an “I Love You” junkie, but I mean it!  I really do care!   The words “I Love You” mean different things to different people. Some people rarely heard those words from parents as they were growing up and they seem foreign to say to others. Other people feel comfortable throwing the phrase around willy-nilly. But when it comes to saying “I Love You!” to someone you are dating, it can be quite stressful! When we are dating someone we really care about, we want to hear those words. We wonder if we should be the one to say them first!  What happens if we say “IT” and we don’t hear it back? Or worse, the person breaks up with us because they don’t feel the same way! Here is a simple guild line to saying “I Love You!” Never tell a woman or ...

The Con: A person on an internet dating site contacts a woman.  (We haven’t heard of this happening to a man yet.)  They begin to email back and forth on the site.  He claims he wants to take things slow, but then he begins to show a great deal of interest fairly quickly.  He is very flattering and complimentary and indicates that he is very interested in the woman.  The man is targeting a woman who is really needy and highly desires being in a relationship.  They want it so badly that they put blinders on an put their common sense to the side. Before the couple has a chance to meet, he tells the woman that he has to leave the country on business or a preplanned vacation.  He wants to meet her when he gets back and he can’t wait to move to the next step: dating.  He asks for her cell phone number so he can text her while he is away.  Of course the woman gives him her number. While he is away, he contacts her via text several times.  He continues the flattery and building the hopes of s...

Have you ever been dating someone and thought everything was going great when suddenly they stopped calling or returning your calls?  Has this happened several times?  Did it run through your head that there must be something wrong with you?  It is one of the most frequent concerns of our clientele.  Read on to find out what you can do about it. Dear Jeannine: I keep dating the same kind of guys, the ones who ignore me and I end up feel worthless and unattractive.  I think they are different.   But it is the same old story.  Recently I was dating a guy. We went out a few times and everything seems great.  They seem really interested in me. I really like them.  We are seeing each other ever other day and the sex was great.  It seems like after about a month he start becoming disinterested and short with me on the phone when I call.  Then he stopped returning my phone calls and text messages.  I don’t know what went wrong.  I don’t know if it is something about me or something I am doing...