Time Pass: Funny, Humorous and Good Things

Children (esp. newborns), Work, and School. These things are the usual reason why you and your honey are not have sex. You figure our sex life is on the fritz, and fear that the relationship is over. Don't worry, these 5 ways are guaranteed to bring back the life to the old sex section. 1. Lingerie   Ladies, spice it up! If you have a man that loves a woman in ligerie, then give him what he wants. Find out what color he likes you in, then head to the store (any store with lingerie) and buy it. And for those who find it a hassle to shop for lingerie, a cute bra and panty matching set works just the same. Grab some heels, tease the hair,  practice a seductive dance and PRESTO! you got sexy. 2. Sexy Phone Calls If you are an at home mom and he is a work all day dad, then sexy phone calls are sure to work. They are a great way to spice things up without even changing clothes. One afternoon, put your children to sleep for a nap, and call in to his office. Put some seduction in your voic...

When the boy was returning after his marriage he found his wife holding a small packet; The boy asked, “What’s there in that packet?” Wife replied, “Darling this is the secret of my life. Please never open it or ask me about it further. Otherwise our marriage will be in trouble.” The couple spent their days happily but the boy was very keen to know what was there in that small packet.   After some days the boy again sai, “Darling after marrying you, I got the woman of my dream but tell me what that packet is. It will never affect our relationship as I love you more than my life. But wife only told, “I also love you more than my life and that’s why telling you not to ask about that.” After somedays wife went to her own house and forgot to take her packet then the boy couldn't control himself and opened that packet! He was shocked to open that. There were 30 rupees and 2 wheat grains in that packet. The boy couldn't understand what it was and how it could affect their marriage li...

A man escapes from prison where he's been locked up for 15yrs. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and he ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he is in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He has probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you.  Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he could kill us both. Be strong, honey. "I love you!" His wife responds: "he wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked i...

Happy Valentines Day! Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below. Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee) Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered) Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required. Age : 18-26 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them) Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective. Perks and incentives: Total gross ( Monthly ) : • 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones) • bike rides each duration 1 hour • trips to National Highways • 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple • Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days • Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /- • 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends) • Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On ...

Have you ever been dating someone and thought everything was going great when suddenly they stopped calling or returning your calls?  Has this happened several times?  Did it run through your head that there must be something wrong with you?  It is one of the most frequent concerns of our clientele.  Read on to find out what you can do about it. Dear Jeannine: I keep dating the same kind of guys, the ones who ignore me and I end up feel worthless and unattractive.  I think they are different.   But it is the same old story.  Recently I was dating a guy. We went out a few times and everything seems great.  They seem really interested in me. I really like them.  We are seeing each other ever other day and the sex was great.  It seems like after about a month he start becoming disinterested and short with me on the phone when I call.  Then he stopped returning my phone calls and text messages.  I don’t know what went wrong.  I don’t know if it is something about me or something I am doing...