Characteristics of software engineers
Below are some common findings that you can see in a mammal called as a software engineer. They never bargain. No wonder things have become so costly! When a cab/bus passes by and you see all the commuters in it are sleeping like they haven't slept for years. Dilbert or Calvin is their favorite cartoon. Words like issues, tracker, raising requests, buzz/ping, compile, delete [unlike erase or rub it off], onsite [n not abroad is what 'foreign land' is called] are the ones that would be used by 'default'. Weekends are holy word. They are like a salvation one seeks for. "Wazzzup" and "Hows life?” are few obvious questions one will be greeted with which would be immediately followed by "how's work?" Salaries, work etc are always better or in good shape in other companies than the one he/she is currently in. They don't send or take things. They always forward them! Drinking coffee is the most pleasurable thing they think they ...